{"id":1740,"date":"2016-05-22T17:28:29","date_gmt":"2016-05-22T15:28:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/?p=1740"},"modified":"2016-05-24T12:27:20","modified_gmt":"2016-05-24T10:27:20","slug":"fold-that-towel-tidy-that-dog-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/?p=1740","title":{"rendered":"Fold that towel, tidy that dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ooh, this house selling malarkey is stressful. It\u2019s akin to organising a party but one to which only occasional people bother to turn up and who can come at any time. Without warning!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1733\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 300px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/eyes-304338_960_720.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1733\" src=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/eyes-304338_960_720-300x206.png\" alt=\"Image (c) CikerFreeVector via pixabay\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/eyes-304338_960_720-300x206.png 300w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/eyes-304338_960_720.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image (c) CikerFreeVector via pixabay<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I\u2019m permanently on tenterhooks waiting for the phone to ring. Desperate to hear those magic words from the estate agent, \u2018We\u2019ve got some buyers who would like to look around.\u2019 A pattern of sorts has developed. A call often comes through on Thursdays. So, at the end of each week, the cleaning routine goes into overdrive.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/washing.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1730\" src=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/washing.png\" alt=\"washing\" width=\"138\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, I\u2019m usually pretty laid back about housework and, if truth be told, when I\u2019m in the middle if a WIP it gets completely ignored. With two hairy spaniels and a house in the country, you can imagine the state it can get in. I\u2019ve had to search deep, <em>really<\/em> deep and find the domestic goddess within. I\u2019m getting better but sometimes it just feels like too much of a palaver. Not to mention it takes time away from the day job. I\u2019m supposed to be writing a rom-com novella! Still, I&#8217;m taking <em>great<\/em> pride in my shiny bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>In anticipation of a viewing, I also fit in a mad dash to the shops for flowers and \u2018decorative fruit.\u2019 I&#8217;m not a fan of Golden Delicious apples but they look fresh and colourful piled up in a bowl. Just wish they tasted as good.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1734\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 300px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/green-apples.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1734\" src=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/green-apples-300x201.jpg\" alt=\"Image (c) julenka via pixabay\" width=\"300\" height=\"201\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/green-apples-300x201.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/green-apples.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image (c) julenka via pixabay<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Buying cut flowers every week is costing me a fortune but isn&#8217;t it a great excuse to have them in the house.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1731\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 300px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/flowers.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1731\" src=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/flowers-300x273.png\" alt=\"Image (c) Gellinger via pixabay\" width=\"300\" height=\"273\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/flowers-300x273.png 300w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/flowers.png 792w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image (c) Gellinger via pixabay<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Twenty minutes before the viewing the dogs are booted out on a long walk with Hubby and the last minute preparations get underway. I rush around demented and:<\/p>\n<p>Plump cushions. Funnily enough, I&#8217;m getting less plump. I can recommend this diet!<\/p>\n<p>Re-make beds, having made them once only to have the dogs jump all over them. They love to help.<\/p>\n<p>Mist Lavender spray everywhere taking care not to use too much as it makes me sneeze \u2013 it looks a bit too desperate as well.<\/p>\n<p>Empty bins just in case there\u2019s something smelly lurking. And you never know, you may get a viewer who peers into everything.<\/p>\n<p>Switch on lights where necessary, especially those under the kitchen cupboards for that \u2018lifestyle\u2019 touch. No, I\u2019ve no idea what that\u2019s all about either.<\/p>\n<p>Throw any cups or glasses randomly into the magic cupboard (dishwasher).<\/p>\n<p>Shove any stray items into the nearest available drawer or cupboard &#8211; never to be found again. Still looking for my Kindle. Maybe that viewer who peers into everything will eventually find it?<\/p>\n<p>Fold towels. Why this should make a difference, I don\u2019t know but it at least looks tidier.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_1732\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 300px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/towels-569139_960_720.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1732\" src=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/towels-569139_960_720-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"Image (c) Life-Of-Pix via pixabay\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/towels-569139_960_720-300x200.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/towels-569139_960_720.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Image (c) Life-Of-Pix via pixabay<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Check garden (wouldn\u2019t do to have a prospective buyer step in a non-fragrant doggy souvenir). Ahem.<\/p>\n<p>Prop certain doors open and close others &#8211; for maximum impact on opening with a suitably dramatic flourish, \u2018And <em>this<\/em> is the master bedroom!\u2019 Think I\u2019ve nailed the dramatic flourish. Some viewers look quite startled.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I sit down and try to gather my nerves. And wait for the knock on the door. I haven\u2019t resorted to the old trick of putting the coffee on or making bread just yet but watch this space &#8230; I\u2019m not proud.<\/p>\n<p>When it\u2019s all over, I collapse in an untidy heap (about the only thing that\u2019s allowed to be untidy). I don\u2019t realise how tense I get. It\u2019s also exhausting having to wrack your brain in order to answer questions about local clubs, facilities, the community. When put on the spot, I go blank! Not A Very Good Thing.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh. Maybe I really ought to leave the viewings to the professionals?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/sold.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1720\" src=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/sold-214x300.png\" alt=\"sold\" width=\"214\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/sold-214x300.png 214w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/sold.png 513w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 214px) 100vw, 214px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you have any tips on how to sell a house, please let me know.<\/p>\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n<p>Georgia x<\/p>\n<p>PS If you&#8217;re interested in an escape to the country, I&#8217;ve got just the property! Told you I wasn&#8217;t proud.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.rightmove.co.uk\/property-for-sale\/property-58588421.html\">http:\/\/www.rightmove.co.uk\/property-for-sale\/property-58588421.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ooh, this house selling malarkey is stressful. It\u2019s akin to organising a party but one to which only occasional people bother to turn up and who can come at any time. Without warning! I\u2019m permanently on tenterhooks waiting for the phone to ring. Desperate to hear those magic words from the estate agent, \u2018We\u2019ve got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1733,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[93,343,567,566],"class_list":["post-1740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-georgia-hill","tag-house-move","tag-house-selling","tag-moving-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1740"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1746,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1740\/revisions\/1746"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}