{"id":3492,"date":"2022-07-22T17:38:17","date_gmt":"2022-07-22T15:38:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/?p=3492"},"modified":"2022-07-22T17:46:54","modified_gmt":"2022-07-22T15:46:54","slug":"love-laughter-and-the-suitcase-of-doom-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/?p=3492","title":{"rendered":"Love, Laughter and the Suitcase of Doom: Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So, to the Suitcase of Doom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve had a grin plastered on my face all week from memories of the conference. Lots of catching up with old friends done, lots of opportunities to make new ones and get to know those only previously known online.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a fantastic weekend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/6130102B-4E4E-4F27-83BD-9C60C73E54C5-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"601\" src=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/6130102B-4E4E-4F27-83BD-9C60C73E54C5-1024x601.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3507\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/6130102B-4E4E-4F27-83BD-9C60C73E54C5-1024x601.jpeg 1024w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/6130102B-4E4E-4F27-83BD-9C60C73E54C5-300x176.jpeg 300w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/6130102B-4E4E-4F27-83BD-9C60C73E54C5-768x451.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/6130102B-4E4E-4F27-83BD-9C60C73E54C5-1536x902.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/6130102B-4E4E-4F27-83BD-9C60C73E54C5-2048x1202.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption>Anita Faulkner, Suzanne Snow, Morton Gray<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><br>I wish I could say the same for the journey home.&nbsp;A late taxi and a manic New Street Station with the entire world trying to board our train made it somewhat stressful.&nbsp;Matters weren\u2019t helped by this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/839699E8-FA13-4021-9613-43BB28794AA2-scaled.jpeg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/839699E8-FA13-4021-9613-43BB28794AA2-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3498\" width=\"-343\" height=\"-457\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/839699E8-FA13-4021-9613-43BB28794AA2-768x1024.jpeg 768w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/839699E8-FA13-4021-9613-43BB28794AA2-225x300.jpeg 225w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/839699E8-FA13-4021-9613-43BB28794AA2-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/839699E8-FA13-4021-9613-43BB28794AA2-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/839699E8-FA13-4021-9613-43BB28794AA2-scaled.jpeg 1920w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019d had a dentist\u2019s appointment on Thursday&nbsp;before leaving&nbsp;me feeling&nbsp;pretty poorly. I dragged the first suitcase I came to off the top of the wardrobe (where it had lain gathering dust for over two years) and threw&nbsp;in&nbsp;a&nbsp;fairly random&nbsp;collection of stuff. Ejected the dog and zipped it up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Either the wheels have seized up due to lack of use or I\u2019ve become much less strong but oh boy, was it difficult to drag along. Unlike the little overnight case I took to London a while back&nbsp;and which was a wheelie&nbsp;superstar, this one quickly earned its nickname, The Suitcase of Doom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To make matters worse, my travelling companion, Helena Dixon managed to squeeze&nbsp;the&nbsp;<em>entire&nbsp;<\/em>contents for a weekend away, including a formal dinner, into an unfeasibly teeny rucksack. I\u2019m still not over my indignation!<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-amazon wp-block-embed-amazon\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Murder on Board: A totally gripping cozy mystery (A Miss Underhay Mystery Book 10)\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"600\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen style=\"max-width:100%\" src=\"https:\/\/read.amazon.co.uk\/kp\/card?preview=inline&#038;linkCode=kpd&#038;ref_=k4w_oembed_cURI8cF27KiSMn&#038;asin=B0B3RM24XQ&#038;tag=kpembed-20\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption>Packing supremo Helena Dixon also writes bestselling cosy crime<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Not only was it tricky to manoeuvre,&nbsp;but The Suitcase of Doom&nbsp;also got in the way wherever it was put.&nbsp;That we were in the throes of an unprecedented heatwave didn\u2019t help.&nbsp;The train going&nbsp;up&nbsp;was packed. The train returning was a war zone. Quite literally. People were arguing over reserved seats. Very little room to stash an old-fashioned wheelie case that didn\u2019t wheel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Desperate, I resorted&nbsp;to trying to get it&nbsp;adopted.&nbsp;On campus Sue Moorcroft pulled it along to my room in the student accommodation block.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-amazon wp-block-embed-amazon\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Summer at the French Caf\u00e9: Escape to France with this absolutely gorgeous feel-good women\u2019s fiction novel for summer 2022\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"600\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen style=\"max-width:100%\" src=\"https:\/\/read.amazon.co.uk\/kp\/card?preview=inline&#038;linkCode=kpd&#038;ref_=k4w_oembed_bu4rF7Lb9xgNOu&#038;asin=B09JBL9X3L&#038;tag=kpembed-20\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption>Just one of Sue\u2019s amazing books. Doesn&#8217;t this look summery?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Janice Preston hauled it to where it needed to be stored before leaving on Sunday. Big thanks to them both.&nbsp;Strangely, neither seemed to want to keep it. No idea why.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-amazon wp-block-embed-amazon\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Regency Reputations: Men About Town: Return of Scandal&#039;s Son (Men About Town) \/ Saved by Scandal&#039;s Heir\" type=\"text\/html\" width=\"600\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen style=\"max-width:100%\" src=\"https:\/\/read.amazon.co.uk\/kp\/card?preview=inline&#038;linkCode=kpd&#038;ref_=k4w_oembed_NG6baMb8ynfQq6&#038;asin=B09MJV2MQL&#038;tag=kpembed-20\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><figcaption>The latest of Janice\u2019s sensual Regency romances<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>And,&nbsp;thank goodness for the kindness of strangers!&nbsp;A&nbsp;very kind man carted it all along the exceedingly lengthy pedestrian bridge at Tiverton Parkway Station. If, by any chance he reads this, a huge thank you! It had become extremely hot by then and I think it would have finished me off.&nbsp;Either that or I would have thrown the thing off and caused a critical rail incident.&nbsp;No train driver wants a pair of extra-large M&amp;S white cotton knickers flung against his windscreen. I mean, by that stage in the weekend,&nbsp;they weren\u2019t even&nbsp;<em>clean.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Said suitcase is no more. It is a dead case.&nbsp;It is an ex-suitcase (that\u2019s a joke for the oldies out there).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What makes it even more&nbsp;galling&nbsp;is the discovery of a newer, far more&nbsp;wheelier&nbsp;one languishing on top of the same wardrobe. Would have done a much better job!&nbsp;I can only blame the novocaine for my appalling choice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Next time, I\u2019m travelling light. Definitely.&nbsp;Either that or am employing a butler and chauffeur.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Off to research unfeasibly teeny rucksacks \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Love,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Georgia x<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, to the Suitcase of Doom. I\u2019ve had a grin plastered on my face all week from memories of the conference. Lots of catching up with old friends done, lots of opportunities to make new ones and get to know those only previously known online. It was a fantastic weekend. I wish I could say [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3480,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[93,805,361,876,132,47],"class_list":["post-3492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-georgia-hill","tag-helena-dixon","tag-janice-preston","tag-rnaconf22","tag-sue-moorcroft","tag-the-romantic-novelists-association"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3492"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3508,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3492\/revisions\/3508"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.georgiahill.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}